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I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. The starting point of all achievement is desire. The sun is new each day. Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end. Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.  I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. I Can Only Please One Person A Day. Today Isn’T Your Day. Tomorrow Doesn’T Look Good Either. Life Hits You Hard. But It Takes You Three Seconds To Decide If You Are A Superhero Or Not. I Am . I Enjoy When People Show Attitude To Me Because It Shows That They Need An Attitude To Impress Me! Whatsapp Status In English, Attitude Status for USA Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow. Things are beautiful if you love them.  Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.  Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends...

Love is a better teacher than duty. The first wealth is health. You may delay, but time will not. God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!!  I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.  Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time I’D Rather Be Hated For Who I Am, Than Loved For Who I Am Not. Life Gets So Much Better When You Cut The Negative Bullshit Out. Looser..Is The One Who Creates A Winner So..I Don’T Mind Loosing. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. Smile, it’s free therapy. A smile is the universal welcome Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.  I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.  Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status I Am Not Made Or Unmade By The Things Which Happen To Me But My Reaction To Them. If You Don’T Like Something, Change It. If You Can’T Change It, Change Your Attitude. I Have A New Theory In Life..What Other People Think Of Me I...

Love is a better teacher than duty. The first wealth is health. You may delay, but time will not. God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!!  I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.  Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time I’D Rather Be Hated For Who I Am, Than Loved For Who I Am Not. Life Gets So Much Better When You Cut The Negative Bullshit Out. Looser..Is The One Who Creates A Winner So..I Don’T Mind Loosing. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. Smile, it’s free therapy. A smile is the universal welcome Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.  I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.  Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status I Am Not Made Or Unmade By The Things Which Happen To Me But My Reaction To Them. If You Don’T Like Something, Change It. If You Can’T Change It, Change Your Attitude. I Have A New Theory In Life..What Other People Think Of Me I...