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I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. The starting point of all achievement is desire. The sun is new each day. Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end. Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.  I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. I Can Only Please One Person A Day. Today Isn’T Your Day. Tomorrow Doesn’T Look Good Either. Life Hits You Hard. But It Takes You Three Seconds To Decide If You Are A Superhero Or Not. I Am . I Enjoy When People Show Attitude To Me Because It Shows That They Need An Attitude To Impress Me! Whatsapp Status In English, Attitude Status for USA Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow. Things are beautiful if you love them.  Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.  Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends...

जो चीज़ 👑 बिक 💰 सकती है उसे, उसे खरीदने 😎 की औकात 😏 रखता है तेरा यार ||  ⁠⁠⁠सुन‬ बे लोंडे 👤👥 हम से ‪‎पंगा 👊 और ‪भरी महफ़िल मे दंगा 🔫 दोनो ‪खतरनाक‬ 👹 है “#बादलों ⛅से #कह 🌸दो, जरा😍 सोच समझ 😣कर #बरसे, ☔अगर मुझे 😘उनकी👸 #याद 💑आ गयी, तो 💟#मुकाबला 😍#बराबरी का😘 #होगा  ⁠⁠⁠सुनपगली 👩दिया लेकर 🔥 तो  क्यापुरे 🌍 शहर की  Lights💡  जला कर भी  ढूंढेगी 🔎 तो भी मेरे😉  जैसा "  SwEeT_KaMiNa" 👦 नही  मिलेगा..! 😬😉.  ⁠⁠⁠#कोर्ट 🏛ने हमें 🤴🏻आँखों ??पे #goggles 🕶लगाने 📣की #सज़ा 🙇🏻सुना 🗣दी ✌🏻हे जब से ☝🏻हम ने 😉अपनी #क़ातिल 👌🏻आँखों 👁से हर #गली🔛 में एक 💑#मुमताज़ 💃🏻बना 😎ली 😍हे #भाईयो तुम्है 👱🏻‍♀देख 🔎कर #आसमान 🌤के ⭐#तारे भी .😍#मेरी तरफ 😡#गुस्से से 👉🏻देख रहे है….😋और पूछ 😘रहे है “😇#हमारे 💫 #तारे तुम्हारे 💏पास कैसे ⁠⁠⁠😎Hum तो वो हैं जो💕 #प्यारbhi करते है और 😠#गुस्सा_bhi करते है #but #तेरेबिना रह नहीं सकते 😔जो भी करते है #तेरेलियेकरते हैं।👰🏻👈🏼😘😇❤  ⁠⁠⁠#यूँ तो 😌मूझे 👊#लड़ाई बिलकुल 😏#अच्छी ❌नही लगती 🤔पर ?...

Someone made my day by posting this today.. New York is 3 hours ahead of California, but it does not make California slow. Someone graduated at the age of 22,  but waited 5 years before securing a good job! Someone became a CEO at 25, and died at 50. While another became a CEO at 50, and lived to 90 years. Someone is still single, while someone else got married. Obama retires at 55, but Trump starts at 70. Absolutely everyone in this world works based on their Time Zone. People around you might seem to go ahead of you, some might seem to be behind you. But everyone is running their own RACE, in their own TIME. Don’t envy them or mock them. They are in their TIME ZONE, and you are in yours! Life is about waiting for the right moment to act. So, RELAX. You’re not LATE. You’re not EARLY. You are very much ON TIME, and in your TIME ZONE Destiny set up for you. In conclusion don't rush to get and don't be sad . Make today your day!! Search Related  4-h motivational quotes a good m...

Top 10 Attitude quotes For Whatsapp and Facebook | High Attitude Status I am not a Nerd, I m Just Smarter than You. People Hear Your Words, But They Feel your Attitude. Attitude is a Little Thing That Makes A Big Difference. Please don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. Life will give u Exactly what you need, not what you want. A strong Positive Attitude Will create more Miracles than any wonder drug. I am multi talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time. I don't care what you think of me I am happy that's all that all that matters. People may hear your words, but they feel your attitude. It is a positive attitude towards life that makes dream come true. Search Related  4-h motivational quotes a good motivational quotes a motivational quotes a short motivational quotes a to z motivational quotes attitude and motivational quotes best motivational quotes best motivational quotes about life best motivational quotes ever best motivationa...

Top   Motivational Status In English For WhatsApp | Motivational & positive Quotes ->Life is too short to wake up with regrets. so love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't. ->Sometimes the bad things that happen in our lives put us directly in the path  to the best things thet will eve happen to us. ->Stop complaining about what you don't have, and be thankful for what you do have. ->Sometimes the best revenge is to smile, move on, and do nothing. There's always something good coming.Remember that. ->Things have a way of working out. Be patient. Do what makes you feel free. ->Self -love always gets us to where we really want to be. ->The best times i've ever had usually came after the phrase, "fuck it,let's do it." ->There are people you haven't met yet who will love you. ->Shout to all of the people going through some shit, but still trying their hardest to be positive. i'm Proud of yo...

Top 99 Motivational Quotes For WhatsApp And Facebook -Motivational &Positive Status ->Life is too short to worry about stupid things.Have fun.Regret Nothing, and don't let people bring your down . -> Don't waste time on revenge.The people who hurt you will eventually face their own karma. ->Keep Calm, don't lose you because of temporary emotions Anger passes. ->Surround Yourself With Positives People who will support you during your Bad days,  not just your good days. ->Sometimes You need to be alone in order to find out who you really are and what you really want. ->You will be fine.Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it.Breathe. You Will be Okay even if you don't feel it all the time -> you should never depend on someone else for your mental and emotional health. -> Leave all negativity in the past.Move forward with positive intention ->Your healing process can be beautiful.let it be. ->Too many people are tr...